So, after 17 years of marriage:I promise to stop leaving “every f**king light on in the house”. I promise to stop leaving things on top of the dishwasher instead of in the dishwasher. I promise to stop leaving empty milk cartons and reusable cheese packets back in the fridge. I promise to stop leaving clothes in the washing machine and the dryer for days on end. “I know you’re hungry, but I don’t know what you want to eat”.