Look, I don’t watch Love Island, and I’m not judging you if you do. Sorry, before we get into the Love Island debacle, we must also watch this recent gem from The Bachelor Australia. To set the scene for your 20-second trainwreck, I am going to rewind to last year’s show, when the cast discussed Brexit. During Saturday’s episode, Belle Hassan (21), Joanna Chimonides (22), and Jourdan Riane (24) were chatting about capital cities in Europe. I guess the sad thing about a show like Love Island is that many of the contestants go on to become social media ‘influencers’, flogging makeup and diet pills and offering life advice, and folks gobble it up.