Reading an AI-generated text is like eating a jelly bean when you’ve been told to expect a grape. But then two clicks and you find yourself in a windowless, fluorescent-lit room eating dollar-store jelly beans. AI removes this work, and leaves a student unable to do the mental lifting that is the proof of an education. Meanwhile, companies like Oracle, SoftBank and OpenAI are projected to invest $3 trillion in AI over the next three years. The lure of AI is great and although some students will resist it, many (or most!)