Will NobleCroydon Flexes Its Cultural Credentials At Croydonites FestivalSh!t Theatre stage a performance of Evita Too, a musical about Isabel Peron, gogo dancer turned president, who led Argentina for 18 disastrous months before being overthrown in a military coup. The borough that gave us Stormzy, Tracey Emin and David Lean, Croydon flexes its cultural heft this autumn — with the 10th edition of the Croydonites festival. 🤸 Simple Cypher: Roll Play (North End, outside Metro Bank, 11 Oct): A free display of artful dexterity from Simple Cypher, an outfit who (literally) roll together circus, comedy and hip hop. Simple Cypher roll into town on 11 October. 🚂 Tomyumsim Theatre: Trainwreck (Stanley Arts, 28 Oct-1 Nov): Paying tongue-in-cheek homage to Glasgow’s infamous 'immersive' Willy Wonka knockoff and the fiasco-riddled Fyre Festival, Tomyumsim Theatre's Trainwreck is a sharp-sounding satire that bids you on board the 'Stupendous Resplendent Express', where everything is about to go Pete Tong...Croydonites, 8 October-1 November.