I have it on good authority — the kind of sources who are usually right and, more importantly, the kind who still have a pulse — that President Donald J. Trump is not dead. That’s right. The man who can’t stop talking is supposedly secretly engineering a scheme to cancel the 2026 midterms and shut down the 2028 presidential election altogether. When Stephen Colbert, host of “The Late Show,” informed his audience that Trump was not, in fact, dead — a rumor that had been swirling around the back alleys of social media — the studio erupted ... in boos. Apparently, we’ve reached the point where people boo facts if they don’t align with their fantasies.