Looks like the trash-talkin’ Perry has already kicked up one heck of a dust storm in the early going, and his incendiary hoo-raw has some GOPsters nervous. But in the meantime, syndcol Kathleen Parker is all aflutter over Perry’s boot-scootin’ macho appeal. They share not only the same speech patterns, but they also have that same je ne sais quoi that corresponds to the way a confident Southern male asks a girl to take a spin around the dance floor: “Wanna dance?”