Fuckers didn’t even ask for a birth certificate, which pissed both of us off because Joelle went through fresh hell to get hers since she was born in Ohio and lives in AZ. I just keep a notarized copy in my car with a notarized copy of my DD214 and car insurance, registration, and advanced directive should I get incapacitated. But, as we all know I am weird and the type of person to bring a snake bite kit to a picnic. Fucking Disney and Target and all the rest of these fuckers need us more than them, and we vastly outweigh the castrati in the MAGA movement. It’s time these fuckers learned that.