© The Babylon BeeThe solemnity of former President Jimmy Carter's funeral was slightly marred earlier this morning when a few confused mourners accidentally placed flowers on Biden.According to eyewitnesses, the mistaken mourners seem to have confused the dead former president with the unmoving, unblinking, statuesque Biden. "There had been a line going up at the Cathedral to put flowers on Jimmy," said Vivian Glecker, a White House staffer. "And a few of the people in line accidentally stopped to start laying flowers on Biden instead. "Carter always was the sort of guy who could name fifty parts of a flower's anatomy, but never got flowers. "At publishing time, Biden had gotten up to deliver some remarks and accidentally eulogized himself instead of Carter.