© Charles Dharapak/AP/FileNPR may have to resort to reporting real news: A clear violation of their freedom of speech. No one will know the plight of Mongolian yak farmers: How will people learn if they are not told? Fewer job opportunities for people with boring, low-register voices: The job market will become oversaturated by women with glasses who whisper. NPR programs will now be interrupted every two minutes with commercials for hemp muumuus and Birkenstocks: Get ready for ads targeting NPR's most loyal listeners. Millions of Americans will be rendered unable to sleep: The loss of the country's most popular sleep aid will have devastating effects.