© Waterford Whispers NewsAS PART OF his onboarding process in his new job, Pope Leo XIV has held his first meeting with his new boss, God, which focused less on long term strategy and Q3 and Q4 targets than the Pope had expected. "Park in St Peter's space for all I care, but if you can read my 'AFCKNGOD' custom number plate, you've parked too close to my baby. added God, who batted back the Pope's questions about health insurance and performance-related bonuses to be addressed at a later date. "Next time you're praying just try asking Pius III what happened to him when he scuffed the wheel on my gold carriage in 1503. added God, who also mentioned the angel Gabriel's propensity to park in the disabled spots however, as a long standing employee God just sorts of lets it slide.