© The Washington ToastWashington: The National Institute for Standards in Truth (NIST) issued the final update of its 9/11 investigation today, announcing that all anomalies troubling 9/11 Truther loons have been rationalized, thanks to new evidence provided by NASA. "The new evidence, from NASA's deep-space probe Voyager 2, puts to rest the three so-called "physical anomalies" that have deranged Truthers:The latter had particularly troubled NIST, says Mr. Swallowfirth. "The result is the wonderful image released today, clearly showing Earth bedazzled within a transient Black Hole on 9/11," says Mr. Swallowfirth. But one known known is that our known laws of physics are suspended in them.