To put it mildly, everyone is absolutely fucking livid at the Productivity Commission – and with good reason. Instead of anything halfway intelligent, the Productivity Commission has publicly shat the bed. Productivity Commission: productivity? We are paid the small bucks, presumably because we are plebs, unlike our intellectually gifted friends at the Productivity Commission. Productivity Commission: theft is illegalOf course, most of us learned back in Year 1 of primary school that stealing is wrong – a lesson the Productivity Commission appears to have forgotten.