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Stephen Colbert Congratulates Jimmy Kimmel Return as the ‘Only Martyr in Late Night’
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If Jesus had made his return to the Earthly plane after three business days, the comparisons to Jimmy Kimmel would probably be unbearable.
Even still, the resurrected late-night host is being regarded as a champion for free speech.
Before Disney announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live!
“Well, just a few hours before we taped this broadcast, we got word that our long national late nightmare is over because Disney announced that Jimmy Kimmel Live!
“Disney put out a statement which said, ‘Last Wednesday, we made the decision to meow meow meow whatever,’” Colbert continued.
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