9/17/25Overheard@Brown“LET ME BE STRAIGHT—well I mean, I’m always straight. You guys are gay.”“Whenever I see you guys together on campus, it’s like a sunrise.”ADVERTISEMENTHot post- time machine“The water awoke myself to my body, a thing so funnily forgotten. The coldness pressed against my limbs so that I could feel every hair I’d always pondered shaving off, and in the full of my throat a fresh thud of heartbeats gathered.”— Elena Jiang, “on coastlines and other beginnings” 09.20.23“Here we find the midpoint in our evolution—the oceanic transition into TikTok bisexual boy style—taking the lessons you learned in your sauce incubation and graduating into a sauce moth (the sauciest insect).”— Sean Toomey, “sweating towards bethlehem” 09.20.23Top 10 Love TrianglesBelly + Conrad + Jeremiah Bella + Edward + Jacob Elena + Stefan + Damon y/n + Zayn + Harry Me + you + your sister (why no girls??) King Arthur + Queen Guinevere + Sir Lancelot Short-term memory loss + Short-term memory loss + Short-term memory loss God + Satan + Job BDH + Indy + Noser Zendaya and the people from Challengers whose names I can’t rememberADVERTISEMENT