With theological vigour, and an unwavering gaze into the carbon-neutral heavens, Reverend Bowen leads us toward salvation via solar panels, wind turbines, and earnest promises of green energy. Flush Hydro! The future lies in the humble toilet flush, which represents a paradigm shift in energy generation – one flush at a time. You simply install your Flush Hydro unit – preferably one of the high-efficiency models assembled in China using ethically questionable labour practices and non-recyclable materials – and voila! For those concerned about installation costs, Flush Hydro is designed to be accessible.