Something like, “When I said ‘Cut the cord,’ I didn’t really mean that we should privatize Social Security. One of the articles was a list of the Top 50 TV series of all time. You know how they say that a person’s IQ is inverse proportion to the amount of television that they watch? I couldn’t wait to see the entire list, reveling in which ones they had correctly included and cursing their entire families for the ones they had left out. When it was first on, we didn’t have HBO and my wife wondered why I would want to spend money to watch one TV show.