Honestly, I haven’t really read the Bible cover-to-cover, but I don’t think there was one fucking skateboard in there. And I’m sure if Jesus wanted to, he could do a wicked awesome switch kickflip Smith down a 12 (that’s skater talk), but I don’t think he would. I know that the whole born-again Christian skateboard thing isn’t too prevalent around these parts. Luis Palau is a youth minister who actually has strong connections to the Bush administration. When the president decides how to fuck a certain country, sometimes Luis Palau is praying right along side him.