Enter the legend of the UTEP Pisser, a rogue TikTok account chronicling one man’s mission to water every corner of the University of Texas at El Paso campus. Whether it is a staircase, a hallway, or an unsuspecting bronze plaque, the UTEP Pisser is out here committing acts of hydration in the name of chaos. From Iris & Grizz in the Morning, we are putting out a plea to El Paso. The UTEP Pisser is clever, elusive, and apparently very well hydrated. Some of them, like Alan Tudyk, have played so many famous characters, its crazy that we could ever forget they were El Paso born!