As for what the gig entails, the listing on LinkedIn mentions “approving all candy in inventory,” “deciding which new candy products Candy Funhouse will be carrying, leading candy board meetings, being the head taste tester, and taking charge on all things fun!” The notion of someone eating more than 100 pieces of candy per day no doubt fuels the nightmares of any self-respecting dentist, dietician, or doctor—so we have to assume that the sweets will be divvied up among a fleet of taste-testers, or that not all 3500 products will be sampled every single month. Previous experience in the candy business isn’t required, but “an interest in candy, pop culture, and media is a bonus.”