Drunk, Pantless Man Told Police His Name Was "Charles Dickens"

Drunk, Pantless Man Told Police His Name Was "Charles Dickens" ShareTweetIt was a Tale of Two Identities. Vincent Conroy, 56, was allegedly drunk and walking around a Florida parking lot “wearing only a tee shirt with no pants” early Wednesday morning. With his private parts on public display, Conroy was spotted with two wine bottles and a can of beer. When confronted by police and asked to identify himself, the suspect “provided the name ‘Charles Dickens,’” according to an arrest report. Conroy (left) and Dickens are pictured above.