Nurse Cops Plea Deal Over Cheesy Nachos Battery ShareTweetThe Florida Woman arrested for shoving cheesy nachos down her wife's leggings during a 3 AM domestic confrontation has pleaded no contest to battery and been sentenced to complete a 29- week “batterers intervention program,” according to court records. Seen at right, Swan, a 39-year-old nurse, was also ordered to pay $875 in court costs. A judge has barred Swan from having any contact with the 40-year-old victim (whom Swan filed to divorce a week after her May 3 arrest). The defendant is also prohibited from possessing firearms, ammunition, or controlled substances (without a prescription). An examination of the victim’s leggings revealed “what appeared to be nacho cheese on the interior backside--consistent with her story.”