It is a letter begging you to see it as your duty to the large numbers of Australians who admire your enterprise and patriotism to sue both the ABC and the “creative” perpetrators of the recent vile “satire” directed at you. The ABC’s supposed “sense of common purpose”, as ABC Chairman Kim Williams put it on June 19, 2024, with the citizens who so lavishly fund the national broadcaster begins and ends with cashing the annual cheque. Instruct your lawyers to use against it all the jargon leftist interest groups have invented to persecute non-leftists – “incitement to violence” – meant satirically in your case, the ABC will say in its defence, and given the standard of “comedy” it regularly presents perhaps there is some pathetic mind in programming who found it hilarious.