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Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Tampa Bay Buccaneers
['Drew Magary', 'Ray Ratto', 'Tom Ley']
Defector
With David retiring and Evans fucking off to Kyle Shanahan's crematorium in San Francisco, the team also lost stud CB Jamel Dean, plus role players in RB Rachaaaaaaad White, DT Logan Hall, and S Christian Izien. Fuck this team, we don't even have Gene Deckerhoff to take the edge off this year. So fuck this bland, boring-ass team that is unrecognizable despite being part of the most popular league in the U.S and fuck my shitty-ass falling-apart Fanatics Vea jersey.