The 35-year-old Texas content creator and military man describes himself as working in “executive protection” on his profile, which sounds reassuring enough. Based on his social media, Mercer certainly appears committed to the uniform, the tactical aesthetic, and keeping himself in impressive shape. A carefully choreographed social media maneuver? Suddenly, we’re less concerned about international security and more interested in understanding the training regimen behind what can only be described as buns of steel. They’re the kind of glutes that make you wonder whether “executive protection” also includes safeguarding our concentration.