Driving is a thrilling, fantastic, experience. Civilians, with their giant, overpriced, bloodless SUV taking up valuable lane space and not leaving wide open roads to the people who know how to use them. You, Jalopnik reader, are the blameless driver with clear eyes, a full heart and a clean driving record. Earlier this week, I held a kvetch-sesh for all my perfect little motorists on this perfect little mom-and-pop blogspot and you vented your spleens on to the comments section admirably. I hope you'll find more emotional release than I did scrolling through the best answers.