Patch 7.0) brings back the SEAF, NPC cannon fodder (even more so, somehow, than the Helldivers) who’ve popped up in previous high-profile invasions. Heavier weapons should boost their damage output, and their stim pistols can heal players – surely a major buff for solo ‘divers. Then there’s the Wretch, a fast-moving, evasive mutant who can, worryingly, "dismantle" players’ weapons if not cut down. Here be the patch notes, which take the gist of that nearly 15-minute-long video and puts it into conveniently readable words. There’s quite a bit there, in terms of balance tinkering and bug fixes, so do have a read – a knowledgable SEAF parent is a responsible SEAF parent.