You still feel 28... until you stand up too quickly, sneeze with a full bladder, or get genuinely excited about a new vacuum. So in honour of getting older, wiser, slightly more tired, and completely out of patience... The Older I Get…The less interested I am in impressing people and the more interested I am in finding my reading glasses. The less I care about being hot and the more I care about not being hot. And the older I get, the more I realize I don't need to “find myself.