These are some of the players who arrived at The Dell or St Mary's full of promise, but left with a trail of groans, open goal misses and disappeared millions. Throughout his miserable solo season at St Mary's he failed to score a single goal and looked hopelessly out of his depth before sheepishly returning to La Liga. He failed to find the net once for the club, serving as a sobering reminder of panic-buying at its worst. Instead, his time at St Mary's was a complete disaster, plagued by severe knee injuries, homesickness, and major communication issues with manager Gordon Strachan. He managed a miserable two league starts and a single Premier League goal across three agonising years before essentially refusing to return from international duty.