Meta, which is a behemoth in the Social Media ecosystem and, its sheer presence is intimidating and frustrating in most jurisdictions, is responsible for a number of Social Media and communication apps which include: Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, Messenger and Threads. To me, there couldn’t be a better response to what seems like the monstrosity of Social Media. The harmful nature of Social Media to children is not fable but reality; clear and present danger. One expects Nigeria to take stricter actions rather than fines which hardly diminish the wealth of these octopal Social Media platforms. Social Media carries so much beauty but the beast is not so far awake.