Alex Livesey – Danehouse / Melania TrumpNo one asked, but there is a new Melania Trump docuseries from Amazon on the way, and spoiler alert: no one wants it. Guinan sarcastically remarked Melania was “ready to dust off her sex pest film crew” for more content. “This docuseries could finally prove my theory that Melania is less a person and more a performance artist. But if I were betting my Melania coin, I would wager it’s just going to be more regime-sponsored slop,” she wrote. “Never thought I would be wishing for one less woman in film, but here we are.”