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Why Your Team Sucks 2026: Baltimore Ravens
['Ray Ratto', 'Tom Ley', 'Drew Magary']
Defector
For the first time in 18 years, Not John Harbaugh will lead the Baltimore Ravens to whatever the hell it is they're going to do.
John Harbaugh was blamed in part for not figuring out how to maximize Jackson's talents, which is a significant reason why the coach is now Not John Harbaugh.
What’s new that sucks: Well, maybe we start with Not John Harbaugh, or as he is known around the Thanksgiving table, Jesse Minter.
At least that's what they tell you when you're too busy noticing Not John Harbaugh standing where the coach usually stands.
Way way way too long did they let the blown 4th quarter leads, infantile clock management, and general Harbaugh scows get away with squandering talent.