Within hours, the reaction to Trump’s wig, or weave or “hamster,” or whatever it was, had spread like a hyper-charged dose of Finasteride. A hair-raising explosion of memes, photoshopped drag-queen updos, and satirical ads for a fictional “Trump hair serum” followed. Kylie Cooper/REUTERSWe’re laughing at a Fox News weekend host turned “Secretary of War” who has burned through billions in munitions and is championing high-T troops. And as Michael Wolff put it, speaking on the Daily Beast podcast Inside Trump’s Head, there’s “nothing” under that hair weave except more baldness. Because a hairpiece doesn’t come off in one dramatic reveal—well, unless you’re at a drag show, but no worries about that in Trump’s America.