It's the kind of game where you stumble out into a blinding field of blossoms, with a radiant black slab nearby. You walk around the slab and it turns white while the field turns black. You walk into the now-white slab and find yourself in a room with a padlocked door and a television set. You are upset and confused and wish you'd grabbed that other news story, about how a lot of people really, really want to buy GTA 6. This is a weird looking and strange game and I put my whole heart in to it and I hope you love it.