It wasn’t the baby-faced content creators with gift bags brimming with runway looks of whom I was most jealous, but a middle-aged journalist wearing an old rag of a T-shirt. I’m not alone in wanting clothes to look as though they’re a bicep (...if I had one) curl away from disintegrating. “When you first get them, they’re the perfect amount of ripped, and then you start living in them, and you’re like, ‘OK, a boob is gonna fall out,’” she said. Which makes sense: at a time when there is just so much fashion, when so many trends feel flat and disposable, garments with history stand out. Anyone can buy a pristine T-shirt from The Row (... or Uniqlo), but not everyone can wear one with the particular cobweb of holes that Connor Storrie was again photographed wearing earlier this week.