By 8:30 p.m. it was hauling him away from Air Force One entirely, toward a third, much less conspicuous aircraft: an Air Force C-32A. Trump escaping on a catering truck, possibly stocked with Big Macs, is ripe for meme mockery. On a serious note, journalists and White House staff unknowingly became a “decoy” for a suspected assassination plot after Trump secretly got off an Air Force One jet flying out of Turkey. Trump has always despised the press, but this puts it at a whole 'nother level. This is your friendly reminder that Joe Biden visited Ukraine as air raid sirens sounded while the President was on the ground.