Women shouldn’t be U.S. Army Rangers because they don’t have testicles — last I checked. AdvertisementWalter D. Stock, the Command Sergeant Major of 2nd Ranger Battalion from 1980 to 1982, applied the acronym TESTICLES to Rangers (PDF, page 81). Which raises considerations about the connection between testosterone and testicles: testes produce the vast majority of testosterone, which leaves women wanting. Women don’t even need such testing — they, by virtue of being women, have negligible amounts of testosterone. So there you have it: lovely and demure women who tend to our natural desires are crucial in family matters that help foster a civil society.