It's the same job that Roger Goodell and Adam Silver have been doing for many years now. The first time I got laid off, I got three months' severance. If you're old enough to remember the Ron Powlus hype, you know I'm right. I'm doing my PT, working out with a trainer and focusing on getting my core stronger, but I'm not getting better. First of all, the shelf life of unsalted butter is 3 months vs 18 months for salted butter.