Taylor Swift Assures Travis Kelce That New Song 'Dumb Hairy Football Jock' Isn't About HimBabylonBee.com ^ | Oct 3, 2025 | The Babylon BeePosted on by E. Pluribus UnumLEAWOOD, KS — Following the release of her new album, singer-songwriter Taylor Swift reportedly sat down with her fiancé, football star Travis Kelce, to assure him that her hit new song "Dumb Hairy Football Jock" was not about him. It's about some... other... dumb hairy football jock," Swift said. "I mean, not other as in, you are also a dumb football jock, just... look, it's not about you, okay?" The Life of a Showgirl officially dropped at midnight and has already shot to the top of streaming music charts, with the song "Dumb Hairy Football Jock" currently rated number one on iTunes. by 14 posted onby KarlInOhio (I pray that the sleeping giant has finally awakened and been filled with a terrible resolve.)