Why Is The Airplane's Catering Truck Farting, Mommy? Because The President Is In It, Dear.

Mommy, why is the catering truck shaking to-and-fro and making squelchy anus sounds? Here’s how it went:In Ankara, Trump boarded the old Air Force One jumbo jet in view of television cameras. That made Air Force One a “decoy” with media and some White House staff aboard, the official said. The old Air Force One with the journalists aboard? Videos show the legacy Air Force One, after landing, coming to a stop in a place where the C-32A had briefly been parked.