North Melbourne small forward Paul Curtis has made a sensational claim about his sources of hydration, declaring that he does not actually drink water. “I don’t drink water, yeah,” Curtis confirmed. Asked what he replaces the hydration staple with, the quirky forward claimed he drinks “Coke Zero”. However, the revelation is exactly on brand for the emerging talent, with fans coming to expect the unexpected from Curtis. Camera Icon North Melbourne forward Paul Curtis and his son Elliot.