The screening software also waved through “Pedophile Pride” and “MAP Pride,” an acronym for “minor-attracted person.” No prankster wrote the rule that puts “God is Dead” on a Coke can and keeps “Jesus is Lord” off it. Someone at Coca-Cola wrote that rule, or hired a vendor who did, or licensed a list nobody at the company bothered to read. A word list that refuses “Jesus is Lord” is not malfunctioning — it is executing instructions. Somewhere in Atlanta the word list is being rewritten.