[Got an anonymous confession or rant you just have to share with the world? Submit it to I, Anonymous HERE!—eds]Every day working for you was a lesson in how to exploit North Portland and ruin a classic restaurant and now I just can’t get enough of this deep satisfaction I feel over your latest public failure. You can blame COVID, the economy, and the city all you like but the credit really goes to you, sir. Nothing out there can match the sinkhole powers of your dumb, whiney ego. Hope you can enjoy the consequences of your own choices as much as I do.—Anonymous