You never want to catch yourself in a fight for your girlfriend, especially when you like to fight with odd weapons like these two Florida men. Hatchet vs. Machete...Who Will Win the GirlAccording to the report, two men began fighting in the parking lot of a Florida Publix over the weekend. The fight was between two men named, Everette Krichbaum who is 52 and James Gay who is 35. According to the police report, James was the one who started the altercation. Gay grabbed a machete and struck Everette with it, that was when Everette grabbed his hatchet and swung back.