“Investigators say Fair was caught on video climbing into the pickup truck, turning on the emergency lights and driving off,” the news anchor reported. Over the course of the unauthorized joyride, Fair broadcasted multiple bizarre transmissions over the emergency dispatch radio network. Apparently treating the stolen emergency vehicle like a drive-thru intercom, she then asked the dispatchers, “I’m hungry. Police spent roughly an hour tracking the stolen truck. When pressed again on her lack of clothing, she reiterated, “Because I’m supposed to meet someone,” as if arriving without clothes was standard protocol for the stolen vehicle joyride.