Then there is the Arizona Shake Shack employee accused of robbing his own workplace and casually returning two days later, apparently expecting the regular schedule to continue. Prosecutors allege he entered the Shake Shack where he worked and attempted to "give himself a raise," through a method that was neither legal nor especially clever. MORE NEWS: The Empowering Reality of Being a Conservative in a Liberal StateThe robbery reportedly unfolded Monday, August 3, at the Shake Shack near Scottsdale and Greenway Road. Simmons allegedly entered through a rear door while carrying a semiautomatic handgun, giving him access to coworkers who presumably recognized him. Simmons reportedly returned to the same Shake Shack just two days later, as though stealing thousands of dollars at gunpoint was merely an inconvenient shift dispute.