Now here’s the crucial piece: the third green sits below the fourth tee with mounds around it, so you can’t really see the fourth tee from the third green. They walk up, and there’s a divot 20 feet short of the green, and his ball is sitting in the cup. The truly unforgivable, ban-him-from-the-sport offense is doing all of this as a supposedly GOOD golfer to fake a hole-in-one. It desecrates the one pure, holy thing every golfer is out there chasing, and this lunatic did it for two grand. You planned the sick grandma, the pace-of-play excuse, the hard-to-see green, the pre-dawn heist, and you somehow forgot that country clubs have surveillance.