As a Giggler and bed lover, I knew I needed to find out what made DeSorbo’s bedroom game elite. Below, find my thoughts after trying the full routine for a week, which (spoiler alert) requires a lot of steps. Paige’s Ritual: A ChecklistDeSorbo’s nighttime routine is completely, unapologetically extra, and it puts mine to shame. That’s when the routine started to feel like a treat. What I do look forward to are the shower steps that involve cleansing (scrub and body wash), my lip care, my red-light mask, and my teeth whitening.