Police investigating anti-immigration disorder in Thetford say they have become increasingly concerned that many of the protesters appear to have been replaced by exactly the same woman. It was quite unsettling,” said police. “I asked one woman what specifically she was protesting about,” said a reporter. “She stared straight ahead for several seconds before saying, ‘Uncontrolled immigration,’ then appeared to reboot.” Police say calm has now returned to Thetford, although shortly before midnight every Alexa device in the town was heard simultaneously announcing: “Great replacement complete.”