Like the Apple //e Platinum I managed to get a few years ago, I first used the Apple IIɢꜱ in primary school in the 1990s. The Apple IIɢꜱ was far more common in their home country, but shipping costs to here entered silly territory in the last couple of years. I harboured no such understanding for the person behind attempt number three who was either a scammer, or someone who’s actions were indistinguishable from one. Attempt number four wasn’t really an attempt, but it fits my silly narrative here, so I’m including it. Which gets us to attempt number five.