The most gripping moment during four chaotic hours of Kyle Sandilands Live on Monday morning happened at precisely 7.07am, when producer Bruno Bouchet suggested — after an hour of relentless technical catastrophe — that he attempt a hard reset of the new studio equipment. Put simply: this was the worst live radio show I have ever listened to. The show opened with a two-minute package summing up the storyline thus far — Kyle’s sacked, Kyle sues, Kyle settles, Kyle’s new show — before a booming voice announces “The golden microphone is on.” For most of the broadcast, Kyle’s voice sounded like it was coming out of a closet, or yelling from an adjoining room — because, he often was. The show was seemingly planned out in concert with the live broadcast.